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Happy, Texas (1999) — The Ratist

Happy, Texas

Happy, Texas

Happy, Texas

Escaped convicts disguised as beauty pageant experts? This could get ugly.

19991h 38m

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5.7

Two escaped convicts roll into the village of Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple who work as beauty pageant consultants. They go along with it to duck the police, but the local sheriff has a secret of his own.

StatusReleased

Release Date1999-12-03

DirectorMark Illsley

ScreenplayEd Stone, Mark Illsley, Phil Reeves

MusicPeter Harris

Budget$1,700,000

Revenue$1,943,649

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