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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You — The Ratist

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Everything is under control.

R20251h 53m

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6.4

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With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

StatusReleased

Release Date2025-10-10

DirectorMary Bronstein

ScreenplayMary Bronstein

Budget$1,500,000

Revenue$1,346,808

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